Finally it’s Siri’s time to shine /s
We all know it’s Craig Federighi. Just a matter of when
People forgetting about Phil Schiller?
Craig would be a great choice too. Tim Cook is great at maintaining apple but we could perhaps use someone with a but more vision.
A sales and marketing guy will get put in charge and Steve will rise from his grave for vengeance.
Just toss jobs on the Golden Thone and we’re all good. May he guide us from the warp.
the succession plan is robot Steve jobs
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
Apple bout to drop the tiM2
This is the most advanced Tim that we’ve ever created!
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
I’m gonna wait for the tiM4 MAX
Good Morning ^2
And we think you’re gonna love him!
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i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
It’s made of timtanium
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Best comment in here tbh
Tim Ultra
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.
“The successor knows the most vital priority to the company to Apple is the continuation of Watch bands.”
“we have a long term plan in place for exponentially increasing SKUs every year”
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”