How are we gonna hijack a Newcastle move for a player who’s club is owned by the PIF, who owns Newcastle?

Doesn’t make sense.

This story doesn’t stand up to much logical scrutiny

What’s his xC (expected celebrations)

Similarly, I am ready to hijack Travis Kelce’s move for Taylor Swift.

Please be on loan to piss everyone

Vote against teams being able to loan between each other in the same ownership, then go and loan Neves. He scores the winner Vs Newcastle in the new year.

Newcastle is loaning a player to itself basically, how can we hijack that deal!? Stupid article

Fuck Saudi Arabia… Fuck Newcastle