United really coming for the FC Hollywood title.
This is Bollywood and Hollywood combined already
Don’t give us too much credit. We’re more like FC Reality TV
Since Messi and Neymar left PSG we naturally jumped up the ladder. We were next in line
Marcus plays on the right wing once and this happens
Dane to Getafe! Here we go!
Do you use your existing PR firm in this situation or get a new one? Surely the current one is already working overtime.
United are an absolute fecal catastrophe of a club and its glorious
Holy shit Marca.com has the most aggressively annoying cookie settings of any website I’ve ever been to.
Wasn’t this already posted last night?
Getafe here we go?
We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.
Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire
A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
And it still won’t be the worst news to come out from the club
“Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas”
I AM THE DANGER!
It always looks worse in slow motion
LOL you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried
His brother was charged with Domestic Violence.
The united way!
United fans about to claim someone just put their foot under his when he was taking a step.
Not new to Man United
In fact they might even sign Dane Rashford now!
Club legend status secured.
At least one Rashford can hit a target
He was previously arrested for hanging out with TAA’s brother.
United are challenging barca for europe biggest drama queen.
Challenging? They’ve far surpassed Barca in the dramatics
Barca’s bribing case creates a lot of drama.
lmfao. did you start following this season?
At least Barça’s drama is fun with Tebas and levers. United’s drama is somehow always related to domestic abuse which is just sad
Just wait until Piques next interview!
I thought it was a joke that he was Rashford’s brother and it was just a coincidence they shared the same surname
Nah if you see his face you know they’re related.
would be a pretty weird/shit joke even by r/soccer standards
I’m a member of r/soccercirclejerk and it would be a high brow joke over there. Mainly because it didn’t mention Benzema 15
that sub stopped being funny since they normalized being a yankee.